I. Plant care, simplified
For people
who somehow
kill plants.
We turn brown thumbs green. Honest, no-nonsense plant care for the chronically forgetful, the over-waterers, and the eternally hopeful.
II. The story
Started with one
very dramatic orchid.
In 2015, our founder planted his first orchid and promptly watched it drop every bloom within a week. Too much water. Wrong light. Wrong everything. Over the next decade of trial, error, and a lot of dead leaves, something clicked. Turns out orchids aren't fussy — they just speak a different language. We learned it so you don't have to.
El Cabra Verde — “the green goat” — is a plant care studio for people who don't want to memorize a horticultural textbook. We send tips, sell plants matched to your living conditions, and answer the question you're embarrassed to ask: why is it doing that?
III. The shop
Find your
perfect plant.
Three questions. One plant that actually wants to live with you. Each ships with a one-page care card in plain English.
How much sun does your spot get?
Drag the sun along the arc to set the light level.
How often do you actually water?
Pick the one that's honestly true.
Pick a plant personality.
Not your personality — the plant's.
IV. Services
Help when your plant
is doing that thing.
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V. Field notes
Saved plants,
before & after.
A scrapbook of plants that almost didn't make it.
VI. Get in touch
Tell us what's
going on with it.
Drop us a note and we'll get back within a day. Photos welcome — they almost always help.
Reach us
hola@elcabraverde.com
@elcabraverde